Hail Eris! On Mon, 11 Sep 2006 18:42:47 +0000, Classic "oar pin"
Tholenator <"tho…@antispam.ham"> tholed:
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> Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK,
> DSOCPL, EOTHIDIAUTP writes:
> 34> Newsgroups:
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> 34> <reads entire thread> <checks other threads> <finally checks 34>
> ne.weather> What "post below", Mr. Goatblowing-Sheepfucking-Cheapskate
> 34> Coward? Oh, you mean your reply to Eric? Well, we didn’t *really*
> need 34> to know that "goatblowing" isn’t just a joke to you, Mr.
> Goatblower.
> 35> Newsgroups:
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> 35> Hail Eris! Classic "oar pin" Tholenator <"tho…@antispam.ham">
> tholed 35> most dolefully:
> 35> <snip>
> 35> Considering your ongoing kookdance has *nothing whatsoever* to do
> with 35> classical music, and everything to do with your ego, that’s
> quite a 35> hypocritical question, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator 35>
> <"tho…@antispam.ham">.
> 36> Didn’t say that in rmc, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator 36>
> <"tho…@antispam.ham">, so no relevance to classical music was even 36>
> called for. Incidentally, I did in fact look up the official definition
> 36> of "thole", sometime late last month, and you are indeed correct
> that 36> it refers to oar pins and endurance — officially. This is
> usenet, 36> however, so you can shove your official definitions up your
> arse.
> 36> Didn’t say any of that in rmc, either. Irrelevant to classical music
> in 36> any case, then.
> 36> La guerre!
> 36> La guerre!
> 36> If anyone (besides Classic "oar pin" Tholenator 36>
> <"tho…@antispam.ham">) would like to correct any of the above 36>
> paragraph, please feel free. It is, of course, irrelevant to classical
> 36> music and rmc, but Classic "oar pin" Tholenator
> <"tho…@antispam.ham"> 36> has been making himself irrelevant to
> everything, anyway. Sad, 36> really…Waste of a mind.
> 36> Is the accounting I gave above accurate, then? If so, how do I go
> about 36> getting my COOSN?
> 36> Again, irrelevant to rmc and classical music, due to not being
> posted 36> to rmc. Y’know, I do believe that posting all of the above
> non-rmc 36> content to rmc, without my permission, constitutes usenet
> abuse. By 36> Jove! Classic "oar pin" Tholenator <"tho…@antispam.ham">
> is a usenet 36> abuser!
> 36> I don’t know, what does your question have to do with any business
> of 36> yours?
> 36> <snip>
> 37> Hmmm, please allow me to fix your lits — don’t you use a
> fixed-width 37> font, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator
> <"tho…@antispam.ham">?
> 37> *Ding!*
> 37> Unfortunately, I must declare this lits defective, and not just due
> to 37> poor formatting. Last year, I x-posted to rmc as "Lola Stonewall
> Riot" 37> <popesna…@meowmeowmeow.org> and "Text Medium No. 5" 37>
> <29…@meow.flonk> (the mhm number is very distinctive, as is 37>
> "popesnarky"), and therefore, both of those posts should be counted on
> 37> this lits o’ haet, along with all posts made since then under each
> nym. 37> Classic "oar pin" Tholenator <"tho…@antispam.ham">, you are
> hereby 37> retufted!
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> 38> <snip impervious-to-humour-Guthdrool>
> 38> <weeps> I don’t know why I bother wasting humour on him, he never
> gets 38> it…
> 38> Canadian Popular Front for the Whitetail Jihad
Just so you know, Classic "oar pin" Tholenator <"tho…@antispam.ham">,
the above post had *nothing whatsoever* to do with classical music. Not
even a little bit.
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> 39> sublimated 5.23232323232323232323
> 39> behaviouristic 9.1545643585
> 39> superconsciousness 0.9961946980917455
> 39> obsessively 0.08748866352592401
> 39> I only want to know what, if anything, I should do with my UV points,
> 39> assuming that I do, in fact, have at least ten that count…
> 39> Snarky
> 39> P.S. Goo-Goo sez: Google Groups does not currently support posting to
> 39> the following usenet groups: "alt.astronomy.art-deco" 39> P.P.S.
> Damnitall, it’s time to haul out Pan again, isn’t it? I dunno, 39> maybe
> news: won’t be as frelled as mail: — and maybe Guthy and Alexa 39> will
> finally start sounding hinged…
> 40> Newsgroups:
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> 40> *plonk*
> 41> Newsgroups:
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> 41> Isn’t it, though? You’d think that, after a decade or so of such 41>
> futility, he’d realise he’s not getting anywhere and just quit (either
> 41> usenet or net.KKKopping). Even crazier, he still thinks we’re part
> of 41> the same Konspiracy of UFO Nuts that he originally believed had
> dubbed 41> him a k00k in ’98…Damn, now I wish I’d been usenetting back
> then.
> 42> Newsgroups:
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> 42> BTW, I’d just like to add that Joseph Bartlo has over-filled his 42>
> goat-blowing quota for this week, and, in fact, for the past three 42>
> weeks running. Enough, Bartlo! Go molest some more children. Leave 42>
> the poor goats alone.
> 42> An analysis of the Bratlo litses by any qualified party would be of
> 42> great assistance, though — they essentially raise the score to the
> 42> correct height.
> 42> Oh, quite so! And as I understand it, I don’t even need to make this
> a 42> x-post to rmc — is that correct? He’ll just digest it there,
> demand to 42> know its relevance to classical music no matter where it
> gets posted, 42> and make himself usenet’s biggest hypocrite, biggest
> pedant *and* 42> biggest idiot ever, all at the same time? Astonishing,
> if so! Yads would 42> be /so/ jealous. The Yadsbot, of course, is a far
> inferior model, next to 42> the Tholenbot, but the end result is
> essentially the same, only more 42> incomprehensible with the
> Edmontonian from Surrey (England, not BC).
> 42> presumptuous 0.08715574274765817
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> 43> So, IOW, the poast count in his Lits o’ Haet is not only off due to
> not 43> reckoning with my multiple nyms, it’s *way* off due to counting
> a vast 43> multitude of poasts not actually sent to rmc?
> That’s…very…k00ky.
> 43> Indeed, I even used it on Classic Tholenator several times. Yes. I
> 43> Tholenised Teh Tholenator. The universe may now end.
> 43> Incidentally, Teh Yadallee has somehow managed to avoid having a bot
> 43> named in /his/ (dis)honour, which I consider to be a huge failure of
> 43> reality. His poasts are usually even more terse than Tholenator’s,
> and 43> more Ying-ish than Ying’s, so a Yadalliser is called for. The
> only real 43> problem with this idea is the necessity of communicating
> with him first. 43> A conversation with Azathoth would prove to be less
> aggravating, or even 43> Tim Bruening…
> 43> prattlesome 2.232630319679133
> 44> Newsgroups:
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> 44> He’s on a one-man mission to clean up this here usenet, and no one
> else 44> is allowed to help. The man is one big bubble of ego, and if it
> ever 44> pops, he’s done for.
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> 45> The one I really don’t grok is Nightingale…
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> 46> That’s pretty much what I meant — explaining why I’d be in the
> camps 46> wouldn’t be worth the entertainment.
> 46> I think he’s been taking too many, for the last year.
> 46> ESL!
> 47> Newsgroups:
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> 47> FSVO *readable*…"My eyes! My eyes!"
> 48> Newsgroups:
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> 48> *plonk*
> 49> Newsgroups:
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> 49> *plonk*
> 50> Newsgroups: comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
> 50> Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:02:40 -0700, Dr. David Tholen,
> PhD, KotM
> 50> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. _Looks_ like Classic "oar pin" Tholenator
> 50> <"tho…@antispam.ham">, and even *sounds* like Classic "oar pin"
> 50> Tholenator <"tho…@antispam.ham">, but would Classic "oar pin" 50>
> Tholenator <"tho…@antispam.ham"> really post through Goo-Goo? Not only
> 50> that, but post through Google with "KotM" in his nick? Tricky. I
> wonder 50> which version of Classic "oar pin" Tholenator
> <"tho…@antispam.ham"> 50> will reply to this (if they are indeed the
> same person)?
> 50> Snarky, wondering how this one managed to slip past hir for over a
> week
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> 51> Oops! Just saw this. Yeah, sure, go right ahead.
> 52> Newsgroups:
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> 52> Yes, but I had to anyway. He’s a freakin’ Ph.D., after all, so he
> 52> doesn’t really have an excuse for failing to understand, except
> sheer 52> bullheaded determination to carry out his agenda of "proving
> whom the 52> ‘disruptors’ *really* are to Penso", even long after said
> gentleman 52> fucked off in disgust. Basically, it’s additional support
> for his 52> nominations…
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